The Kaiser Frazer Owners Club International included these 10 car-guy commandments for their May 2011 newsletter. I shamelessly co-opted them (stole is such a nasty word) and modified them to the world of Mopars.
- Thou shall not store cars out-of-doors except for thy wife’s modern iron.
- Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s car, nor his garage, nor his battery charger.
- Thou shall not love thy cars more than thy wife and children; as much, but not more.
- Thou shall not read thy Mopar Muscle magazine on company time, lest thy employer make it impossible to continue thy car payments.
- Thou shall not despise thy neighbor’s 1971 Ford Pinto, nor his 1961 Corvair, nor even his 1985 Yugo.
- Thou shall not allow thy daughters nor thy sons to get married during the Holy days of Chryslers at Carlisle.
- Thou shall not deceive thy wife into thinking that thee is taking her for a romantic Sunday drive when, indeed, thou art going out to look at another car.
- Thou shall not tell thy spouse the entire cost of thy latest restoration, at least not all at the same time.
- Thou shall not promise thy wife a new addition to the house and then use it to store cars.
- Thou shall not buy thy wife a carburetor for Christmas.